Does stuff like this only happen to me?
I just made a late Friday night trip to Shaw's to pick up a few things. $87 later, after bagging my own groceries and complaining about it to the guys behind me, who definitely felt my pain, I'm trudging out of the store, pushing my cart.
Get to my car, unload the groceries into the trunk when the two young guys who were behind me, get to their truck, parked parallel to me - "Oh, you left your eggs in there," the blond one says, "do you want me to go get them?" "Yes, if you don't mind, thanks!" I said. I was psyched not to have to go back into the store.
Chit chatting with the brown haired one while we waited. "This is his good deed for the day," I told him, "I'm pregnant, so it makes it extra good." He replied "I can't wait to tell people that he saved a pregnant lady's eggs."
Blondie comes back out, eggless. It's against Shaw's policy, he said, so he couldn't get them.
Valiant effort and thanks for trying, kid.
Now you have an even better story to tell!