TJ on kitchen table: Mama, lookit me!
Mama: Only food belongs on the table, TJ. Are you food?
TJ: No.
Mama: What kind of food would you be?
TJ: Pizza.
Mama: I would be chocolate. What would Daddy be?
TJ: A pineapple.
Mama: What would Julia be?
TJ: I don't know.
Mama: A banana?
TJ, smiling: Yes, a banana.
Mama: What would Auntie KK be?
TJ: A strawberry.