I am officially declaring myself the worst shoveler EVER.
I don't even know really how to do it, are you supposed to shovel the entire driveway? There's nowhere to put the snow.
That snow is heavy and wet, I can't carry shovelfuls of it up the driveway to dump it onto the lawn, it would take 200 trips.
Is that what people do?
I have a sleeping (actually, not sleeping) baby inside, I can't spend that kind of time trying to clear off the driveway with a shovel. I need to create a bigger, better invention. Better, even, than the snowplow.
I couldn't get down to the cement on the stairs, because it's all icy underneath. The mailman is going to be mad at me, it's all bumpy. I tried my hardest. It has to be awful to be a mailman in New England. It's awful to be a girl that doesn't have shoveling skills.
I think I need more practice. I'll have to ask TJ to do another snow dance.