TJ: Mama, will you tell me a story without a book?
Mama: No! You're supposed to be sleeping.
TJ: Pleeeeeassse. I was a really good boy today.
Mama: Just a short one.
TJ: Yay!
Mama: Once upon a time, there was a little boy and he had two fish. He couldn't think of names for them, so he decided to call them Sun and Moon.
Then he said No. I think I will call them Frick and Frack.
Then he said No. I think I will call them Black and Blue.
Then he said No. I think I will call them Georgia and Amadeus.
Then he said No. I think I will call them Up and Down.
Then he said No. I think I will call them A and B.
Then guess what he said he was going to call them?
TJ: What?
Mama: Good and Night.
TJ: giggles.
Mama: goodnight.
TJ: goodnight.