Mama: OK, TJ, goodnight.
TJ: Rub my back!
Mama: It's time for bed, go to sleep.
Pause.
OK, I'll rub it three times. 1. 2. 3.
TJ: You didn't even rub it the last time!
Mama: OK, 1.2.3.
TJ: 4. 5. 6. 7.
Mama, walking out of the room: Goodnight TJ, we love you honey.
TJ: GIVE ME A MASSAGE!!!