First mistake of 2011. Just made.
TJ absolutely HATES me cutting his toenails, otherwise known as The End of the World. It involves screaming and crying and punishment and bribes. Nothing works. But the deal is that I absolutely HATE long toenails and fingernails on guys. I find them disgusting. If they are dirty, even worse.
So I googled "disgusting toenails" to show to him.
Not a good idea. Not a good idea at all.
Although he is going to get me the toenail clippers right now. Allegedly.