TJ: I wonder why Daddy's dreams keep on coming true, like Tinkerbell's.
Mama: What dreams, what do you mean?
TJ: Remember when Daddy had the cold bacon and you said "your dream came true..."?
Mama: Aaaahhh.
Editor's note: It was a bacon bloody mary at Harry's in Providence. Made with bacon-infused vodka and garnished with a piece of bacon.