OK, so I like to drink a beer or two. Most people know that. But I go on little non-drinking kicks (really little. Once for 2 weeks and this time it's been 3 days so far).
But really, when I decide not to drink and people say to me "is everything ok? We are worried about you!" or if I say I'm on the wagon (or is it off, I never remember) and my friend says boo, something seems a little backwards!