Curly Straight

Despite the fact that it's 10 a.m., TJ is eating spaghetti.

What inspired me to create a new category entitled things I never thought I would say:

"TJ, it's not a good idea to eat spaghetti using nail clippers."

In the category of things I never thought I would say:

"TJ, please take the Sam Adams box off your sister's head."

In the category of things I never thought I would say:

Please don't lick the table.

Things I never thought I would say:

TJ, please don't lick the computer.

In the category of things I never thought I would say.

Please, stop smushing the peas.

No word of a lie, here is a note that TJ just transcribed to me.

Dear Abigail,

I am sorry that I poured milk on your head.

I was just testing to see if the milk was gone or not gone.

I won't do it again.

I am sorry Abigail.

Your friend,

Thomas

He signed it and drew a little crazy circle ("we need to add a heart" he told me.)

I added in my own note -

Dear Abigail's Parents,

We are so sorry that Thomas did that today. We feel awful. He didn't get any stories tonight before bed as punishment and it will not happen again. we explained to him that is not the way to see if any milk is left.